The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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