i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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