this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
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so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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