no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
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You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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