Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
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Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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