You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
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I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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