White coat. Heels.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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