fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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