thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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