well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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