thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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