So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
i out mim tonsoeep
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