Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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