I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
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We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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