if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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