i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
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Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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