Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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