Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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