I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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