So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
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There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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