I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
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I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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