I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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