you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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