New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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