I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
where am i from again
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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