i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
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You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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