ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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