after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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