grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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