Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
So much Jack, so little girl.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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