my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
