i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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