Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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