Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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