community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
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If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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