I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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