I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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