I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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