my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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