i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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