Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
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Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
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Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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