well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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