we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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