I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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