Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
No more Irish car bombs ever.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
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I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Someone came in the potted fern
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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