idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
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I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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