Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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