No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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