Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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