she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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