Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
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I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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