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I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
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its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
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I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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