I just made out with a guy for $7.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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