I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Come see our sink grown plant.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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