He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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