Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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