Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
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Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
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You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize