there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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