Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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